One hour was all he needed
“Step right up!” Said the man wearing the black top hat. “Someone is burned deep into your memory and you just can’t forget them! In the past, humanity wrote poems, painted, and formed Greek statues, but now, with my new invention, the Memory Imprint Doll, patented and copyrighted in 3456 AD — You can have that girl or guy you dream of… at least for one hour! All in accordance with state, federal and galactic privacy laws, of course…”
The man wearing the top hat continued speaking on the hover-stage as Aba watched. …
Gaia Poetry
But Santa is a Google search, right now.
but he was definitely a red mushroom with white spots like in Super Mario Brothers on your Nintendo Switch
but Santa was a Coke bottle, too, and he went all around the world
and Jesus went with him of course
probably in a more aggressive way than we can all imagine
just Google the last 2000 years and see what comes up
like the last enclave in pagan Prussia to convert was in 1500 AD
that was 500 years ago, bra
you don’t have to believe me
everything is calmer and stuff, right now
and…
First Published on Facebook March 2, 2020.
Crypto
Warning: This is not financial advice. There are referral links in this blog post. Do your due diligence when it comes to investing.
The abstract or white paper on Numerai.
NMR is hedge fund crypto ‘sumpinrather as far as I can tell!
I don’t claim to know much about crypto, but the other day, my CoinBase account said I could get a free $3 in Numerai.
I decided to take the quiz in exchange for the coins. I was thinking about converting that $3 into BitCoin, but the more I learned, the more my mind went nuclear bomb strike all over!
CoinBase defines it like this:
Numeraire or NMR is a “crypto-powered crowdsourced hedge fund.”
Boulder Fine Cuisine
A million dollar view just for you.
During this time of Dystopia, during this time of enjoy your dinner, music and entertainment while being fenced inside a plastic bubble that looks like a futuristic space aged prison, it’s always nice to find a place where you can unwind like human beings ysed to do in the olden days, meaning one year ago at the time of this writing.
Restrictions being lifted on eating establishments in Boulder; you can now visit a place that will quickly help you forgot the day to day COVID19 doldrums.
Location, location, location!
Just two blocks from the Boulder bus station and around the corner from…
Robinhood Hearings
A Gosh Darn Perspective
Be advised. The opinion of the author is not necessarily representative of the opinion of the Publisher.
Is Robinhood Gamification of the Stock Market?
“Confetti” and lotto “scratch-off tickets”, referral links, the “design” of the Robinhood app to be more slick than anything Charles Schwab or TD Ameritrade could ever come up with?
But, in almost the same breadth, Bravo! to Robinhood for leveling the playing field. Yay! for the little man making a kajillion dollars and Huurrah! for the “democratization” of finances!
But “Roaring Kitty” is still bullish on GameStop.
Do you swear on the Bible to tell the whole truth and nothing but…?
Do they even have a Bible during congressional hearings…
At least he would have a job for a little while
Just me and Aeon were up there. Aeon went crazy while up in the company CV-SHIP90. The first of its kind for picking up space junk, like dead satellites, you know what I mean?
That CV though, I’m sure it could’ve been used for something more important like deep-space because one, its Gravity Force 3000 floor panels, two, its cloud software server, and, three, the outside coating with that new element discovered deep down in a dry Texas lakebed five years ago. You probably read about it in Scientific American like I did, but this ship can withstand heat and…
Boulder Cuisine
During Covid-19.
Nearly at the foot of the mountains you will find a bright-lit spot with outdoor seating at the hub of the “block party” that has become the last block of Pearl St. before you reach 9th.
What should you do if you are lucky enough to land a table on a Friday, Saturday Night or an early Sunday afternoon?
Colorado Cuisine
Don’t worry… They have vegetarian options too!
Are you interested in finding a friendly Covid-organized restaurant to eat at during this winter? Where the bartender even remembers which beer you ordered last time you were there?
Well, I found the perfect place in North Boulder and it’s right off Iris and 28th Street, called Murphy’s, and it’s a great place to go for a beer and some grub!
Apparently they’ve only been re-opened for a month, at the time of this writing, but they are spacious enough with booth seating, table seating and bar seating.
The bar itself has it’s bar stool seating closed off, but there…
YouTube Fail Compilations
Number 7 is Totally Cray!
We all like watching babies laughing, kittens climbing into empty cereal boxes and puppies rolling down a hill on YouTube, but what about the “freeky” stuff? Where’s it at?
1. Ultimate Public Freak Out Compilations
Do you want to see what happens on public transportation? In Walmart aisles? Down at school gyms? Malls? Parks? And in parking lots late at night all over the country? Then you need to search for “Ultimate Public Freakout Compilations” on YouTube where people videotape fights, riots and freak outs in public places.
Our favorite “freakout” is people on crack at gas stations who are…
Evan Hundhausen
Creative Rebel — Promethean Fictive — Buy his short story stories at www.amazon.com/dp/B01ACPW74O
